It’s a sure bet that Douglas farming's in a spin

JUNGLE JUICE

Jungle Juice

Getting tongues wagging in Douglas Shire

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Spin that wheel for Douglas Shire's farming future.

It is said farming is the only socially acceptable form of gambling. At least that’s the word in the farming circles I mix with.

Our nation’s grain growers bank it all — or at least whatever is left after a bumper-season LandCruiser purchase — on seeding paddocks while looking skyward and hoping for rain.

Many would have felt they doubled down this year, too, with fuel costs and availability adding further pressure to the challenge of getting grain into what, in some parts of the nation, remains dry ground after one of the harshest droughts on record.

Cattle producers can watch prized steers fall from premium steak prices to sausage-meat value in a matter of weeks through little fault of their own as fickle markets turn against them. I’m qualified to comment on that one.

And it seems there is plenty of gambling going on in Douglas as the local agricultural sector searches for its next winning hand now that cane is no longer such a strong play.

The problem is that it feels less like a calculated bet and more like somebody spinning the pub chocolate wheel and hoping it lands on a solution.

Everything from coffee and cut flowers to bana grass for biofuel has been thrown onto the table.

Cattle and hemp have also been well-bandied options.

I once owned a hemp fibre shirt. It was good. Very Byron Bay.

And while we know the stuff would grow well here — or at least in Wujal Wujal, judging by the latest agronomy report from the Far North Queensland Police Service — plenty of people still don’t realise you can’t smoke this variety. Mind you, there would probably still be calls for sugar-cane-style burn-offs, just in case the experts got it wrong.

Transport costs make cattle a tough proposition for Douglas. The trek down the range is already shitty enough without that addition.

Croc farming perhaps? It worked well at Mareeba, didn’t it?

A bigger barramundi farm could be good.

Too soon?

Nup. I’m buggered if I have the answer to Douglas’s multi-million-dollar agricultural future.

But as long as Luigi and the Port Markets mob can still get their hands on the ingredients for Jungle Juice, I’ll keep trying.

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JUNGLE JUICE is a new fortnightly column set to get tongues wagging as our scribe seeks out the gossip and topics that make the Douglas Shire tick. If you've got something they should look into - email [email protected]