Hate to burst your bubbles, but Shire economy really needs a leg-up

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Jungle Juice

Getting tongues wagging in Douglas Shire

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You don’t want to be asking Premier Crisafulli for any money for major projects until after the Olympics, is the whisper going around the Shire seats of power.

Which is troublesome when you might be needing some quick cash to help kickstart Far North Queensland industry following hits to sugar cane farming and tourism post Covid-19.

There’s a lot of thought bubbles floating around at the moment about how to get the wheels of industry back on track up here, but they tend to pale in comparison to the other bubbles we are constantly trying to burst through to have our case for more financial support heard - the Canberra Bubble, the Brisbane Bubble, and even the Mossman Bubble at times.

One councillor was complaining the other day about the injustice of a basket of goods being central to how inflation is measured in the Consumer Price Index - and that you apparently can’t build the Far North out of Weetbix and Vegemite.

But the ranter appeared seemingly oblivious to the fact that the CPI measuring basket also contains housing, medical services, hospital care, pharmaceuticals, transport, phones, computers, education, insurance costs, financial services, holiday travel, furniture, household services, appliances, pets, clothing and sporting equipment.

So you better stick those in your inflation basket, too, my friend.

And what other alternative source would we employ if we didn’t use the CPI as a virtually universally agreed-upon indicator of the inflation rate when trying to understand the Shire’s rapidly rising costs?

Don’t worry about Weetbix when counting every last Coco Pop is becoming so important to many of us.

Then again, if our Premier is too trapped in the Brisbane Bubble of preparing for the Olympics, cracking down on crime, and fining speeding e-bike riders to help give the Shire economy a nudge in the right direction, the Prime Minister appears even more firmly ensconced in his Canberra Bubble to throw a future lifeline our way.

More than $100m of joint Federal and State Government disaster-relief funding has been spent on repairing the region in the past few years following cyclones and floods, but Prime Minister Albanese is looking like he wants to slash any future payments before an inevitable new weather event hits - he is aiming to shift a quarter more of those bills to the Games-obsessed State Government.

With the Olympics and law-and-order distracting Crisafulli, the Douglas Shire councillor’s Mossman Bubble is bursting with indignation about how they found themselves in this situation, where the inflation rate is sitting at 3.8 per cent (if you even believe in that measuring tool) and the prices of goods and services to build anything in Far North Queensland are skyrocketing.

So what’s the answer to rebuilding the Shire economy?

You could stop believing in how inflation is measured, of course, but that does not seem like sound economic policy to Jungle Juice.

Privately funded lagoon, anyone?

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